There's a long story about me and exercise which starts slowly with gym class humiliations and high school stereotypes, takes a sharp turn around September 11, continues through a doomed crush (just like all my other long stories) and a series of 5K runs that people who know me are still bewildered by, and then stops dead during a Halloween drive back from Los Angeles. But I'm not telling that story today.
( A shorter story. )
( A shorter story. )