I checked to see if my offer letter included an "eaten alive by eels" clause, but it doesn't seem to.

I, too, got an offer, and I have no idea if there's an offer that would have made me eager to join the 'northward ho!' movement, but this wasn't it. My memory is that it's got the biggest sky I've ever seen and the grass is the greenest green. Unfortunately, I think that's what I get for watching so much TV that I can't untangle my real memories from shows in the '60s.