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Downstairs in Marketing somebody's trying to sell candy bars for their kid's band fundraiser or something, but they're doing it in kind of a hands-off way, so there's just a table with a bunch of candy bars, a place to put your money, and two signs: HELP KIDS, always a noble goal, and EAT CANDY, you don't have to ask me twice.

So every day when I walk in, I glance to my left and see: HELP KIDS EAT CANDY.

But what I want to do now is to push the signs together and add an apostrophe: HELP EAT KIDS' CANDY.

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CBS conducted an interview with Saddam Hussein, and then hired someone to fake an accent while reading the translation. I'm not sure there's anything wrong with that, but it strikes me as kind of Daily Show.