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Downstairs in Marketing somebody's trying to sell candy bars for their kid's band fundraiser or something, but they're doing it in kind of a hands-off way, so there's just a table with a bunch of candy bars, a place to put your money, and two signs: HELP KIDS, always a noble goal, and EAT CANDY, you don't have to ask me twice.

So every day when I walk in, I glance to my left and see: HELP KIDS EAT CANDY.

But what I want to do now is to push the signs together and add an apostrophe: HELP EAT KIDS' CANDY.