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jfb ([personal profile] jfb) wrote2005-02-14 07:04 pm

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Listen, I've got nothing against prostitutes, gay or otherwise, but if I were President, I wouldn't hire one to ask me fake questions at a news conference. That's just where I draw the line.

[identity profile] artname.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
See, that's were we part ways. If I were president, I might hire a gay prostitute to ask me questons, but it'd be in the privacy of the Lincoln Bedroom ..

[identity profile] emmacrew.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 09:03 am (UTC)(link)
Me, I'd hire a gay prostitute to give me fashion tips, and possibly as an opera-going companion.

[identity profile] michaelpop.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd hire a gay prostitute to teach me how to be fabulous. And fit.

[identity profile] emmacrew.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
But you're already faaaabulous, dahlink!

Well, that seemed like the right response, even though I don't actually know you...

[identity profile] michaelpop.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I was about to ask how you knew! ;)

[identity profile] emmacrew.livejournal.com 2005-02-15 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
All of [livejournal.com profile] jfb's friends are fabulous! ;-)