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You know how sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night and there are sirens and flashing lights outside and you have trouble getting back to sleep?

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Those were not sirens and flashing lights. You did not witness any incidents. Those were a figment of your imagination. You are not living in a police state. There is nothing to worry about. You are fine. America is strong. You are not living in a police state. Everything is fine. Go back to sleep. Failure to sleep is a violation of the USA Patriot Act of 2001. You are fine. America is strong.

http://ftp.archive.org/movies/lisarein/tvclips/policestate-mres.mov

Go back to sleep.

--sean

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Good old Stephen Colbert. I miss Strangers with Candy.