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[jfb]

Again courtesy of TMFTML: Business Park Observer ("Keeping An Eye On That Business Park Across The Street").

Thursday, June 26, 2003
A uniformed man, looks like maybe a mechanic, is standing in the shade of the tree by the driveway. Taking a break... Or waiting for a drug deal? He's looking up the street. He's looking back over at the garage, which, perhaps, is his place of employment. Street. Garage. Looking the other way on the street. Arms crossed. What is going to happen? Probably, as usual, nothing.

At last, the Atherton Police Blotter has competition.

Comments

[greyaenigma.livejournal.com]

My favorite:

Minivans converge for the karate ritual.

It's almost poetic.

[emmacrew.livejournal.com]

Our local paper has a weekly police report column, which is pretty innocuous, though not quite as much so as Atherton's. One time I was pretty disturbed when there was a report that a house had been broken into and guns had been stolen from the owner's gun collection. Not so much that guns were stolen, but that the owner wasn't sure how many were gone... so there are people with gun collections and they don't know how many guns they actually own.